Great Scott!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 5:04 PM
Zombie, eat flesh.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 4:39 PM
OBGYN KENOBI - may the Forceps Be with you.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:20 PM
Missouri loves company!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:03 AM
needed a password eight characters long. So, he picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:51 AM
Kids need to floss more. Just heard a one say that he's got bluetooth.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 2:58 PM
Triple Nerd Score

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:11 AM
Hasn't posted lately because he’s really absorbed by this Bounty paper towel.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:39 AM
I Dyslexia ♥

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:57 AM
South Korea’s got Seoul

Posted by Scott Shelton on 3:20 PM
Free Tibet*
*with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Offer not valid in China.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:29 PM
has game. Google+ games that is.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:44 AM
Prague; Czech it out.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 6:11 PM
School taught him a valuable lesson. He's still paying for it.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:32 AM
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:23 PM
Video games ruined my life...good thing I have two extra lives.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:07 AM
Warning! The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:30 PM
Let's get ready to stumble!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:02 AM
's other ride is a jet pack.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 4:53 PM
intends to live forever — so far, so good.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:29 PM
is the bridge jumping friend that your parents warned you about.