Great Scott!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:26 AM
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:16 PM
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:11 AM
Anyone know a good inexpensive mechanic who works on transmissions on the side/at home? I've got time for them to work on it.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:34 AM
When you think about it, all galaxies are far, far, away.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 2:23 PM
hey

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:54 PM
Anyone know a good inexpensive mechanic who works on transmissions on the side/at home? I've got time for them to work on it.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:55 PM
Squares and triangles agree: circles are pointless.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:54 AM
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:21 AM
Don't confuse him with facts, his mind's already made up.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:01 AM
5/4ths of people have trouble with fractions.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:55 AM
isn't afraid of the dark, he's afraid of the ninjas that hide in the dark.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:01 AM
Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:31 AM
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:46 AM
Warning! The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:15 AM
fought off a lion with his bear hands. It was grizzly.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:57 PM
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:12 AM
has a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:25 AM
When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:51 AM
would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:21 AM
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Just wondering...

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:02 AM
pity's the fool!