Great Scott!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:24 AM
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:41 AM
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:36 AM
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:53 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:26 PM
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 8:51 AM
can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrowisn't looking good either.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:42 AM
didn't say it was your fault. He said he was going to blame you.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:46 PM
OBGYN KENOBI - may the Forceps Be with you.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:55 AM
Cartographers know where it's at.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:11 AM
would look cooler if he were flying a jet pack.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:51 AM
Pixels are for squares.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:24 AM
Zombie, eat flesh.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:11 AM
is a fungi.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:18 AM
only fights if pillows are present.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:01 AM
Everything is more exciting with a countdown.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:52 AM
doughnut to doughnut hole, "You complete me!"