Great Scott!
Posted by Unknown on 9:24 AM
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Posted by Unknown on 9:41 AM
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Posted by Unknown on 10:36 AM
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Posted by Unknown on 9:53 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Posted by Unknown on 1:26 PM
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Posted by Unknown on 8:51 AM
can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrowisn't looking good either.
Posted by Unknown on 9:42 AM
didn't say it was your fault. He said he was going to blame you.
Posted by Unknown on 12:46 PM
OBGYN KENOBI - may the Forceps Be with you.
Posted by Unknown on 9:55 AM
Cartographers know where it's at.
Posted by Unknown on 11:11 AM
would look cooler if he were flying a jet pack.
Posted by Unknown on 9:51 AM
Pixels are for squares.
Posted by Unknown on 11:24 AM
Zombie, eat flesh.
Posted by Unknown on 9:11 AM
is a fungi.
Posted by Unknown on 11:18 AM
only fights if pillows are present.
Posted by Unknown on 10:01 AM
Everything is more exciting with a countdown.
Posted by Unknown on 9:52 AM
doughnut to doughnut hole, "You complete me!"