Great Scott!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 3:14 PM
iTunes is a worthless piece of software.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:59 AM
's advice, "Never moon a werewolf!"

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:05 PM
How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:49 AM
Brown chicken, brown cow

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:40 AM
What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:22 AM
According to the commercial he just heard, he may have menopause.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:12 AM
I need to find a weekend mechanic to replace the inner and outer passenger side tie rod.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:07 AM
If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:48 AM
misplaced his dictionary. Now he's at a loss for words.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:31 AM
The thing about the speed of light—it gets here too early in the morning.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 2:15 PM
feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 1:45 PM
feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:42 AM
Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:12 AM
; according to his calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:12 AM
; according to his calculations, the problem doesn

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:03 AM
All generalizations are wrong

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:38 AM
Worry: a misuse of your imagination.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:20 AM
Why get even when you can get odd?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:00 AM
didn't know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:42 AM
didn't used to finish sentences, but now he

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:04 AM
Don't judge a book by its movie.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:32 AM
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