Great Scott!

Posted by Unknown on 12:27 PM
The Dude abides.

Posted by Unknown on 11:30 AM
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Posted by Unknown on 1:40 PM
Life in a vacuum sucks.

Posted by Unknown on 3:49 PM
hates it when people say stuff in their status updates that you really didn't want to know. I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poo.

Posted by Unknown on 3:53 PM
would like to share his two secrets for business success: #1. Never share everything you know. and #2.

Posted by Unknown on 9:06 AM
is now HUGE in Japan.

Posted by Unknown on 11:51 AM
is big in Japan.

Posted by Unknown on 12:35 PM
once lost to a computer at chess, but it was no match against him at kickboxing.

Posted by Unknown on 11:00 AM
Facebook...where everyone knows your name.

Posted by Unknown on 11:22 AM
Knowledge. It's almost important as money, luck and family connections.

Posted by Unknown on 12:23 PM
is partying like it's 2012!

Posted by Unknown on 10:42 AM
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.