Great Scott!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:21 AM
A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F...

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:38 AM
is somewhat skeptical you’re laughing out loud as much as you claim.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:33 AM
only likes NY as a friend.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:21 AM
is textually active.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:53 AM
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Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:57 AM
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:19 AM
was not aware that "Bird" is the word.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:09 AM
likes to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:14 AM
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:43 AM
--^^vv--^^vv--^^vv--^^vv-_____________^^vv--^^vv--^^vv-- For a moment there, I was bored to death

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:15 AM
thinks of himself in 3rd person since joining Facebook.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:15 AM
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:07 AM
ʎɐq-ǝ ɟo ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐ1 ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:28 AM
will return after these messages from our sponsors.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:23 AM
You f***ing do. You go out in public and it’s a f***ing embarrassment. You look like a f***ing b***h in heat.!@#$$@#$... SORRY Mel Gibson was updating my status update.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:28 AM
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Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:32 AM
just became mayor of your mom

Posted by Scott Shelton on 8:13 AM
‎(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ

Posted by Scott Shelton on 4:10 PM
Where is everyone going for Happy Hour???

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:44 AM
Has any other Android user had the places tab on the Facebook app disappear? I used it to check-in last night, but the next place I went the tab was gone and still is.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:28 AM
Mixed martial arts & crafts.