Great Scott!

Posted by Unknown on 12:08 PM
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough.

Posted by Unknown on 11:28 AM
Solutions are NOT the answer.

Posted by Unknown on 12:01 PM
can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Posted by Unknown on 3:51 PM
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Posted by Unknown on 10:35 AM
‎'occasionally' uses air quotes.

Posted by Unknown on 10:43 AM
heard hard work never killed anybody, but he's not taking any chances.

Posted by Unknown on 12:16 PM
Without ME its just Aweso.

Posted by Unknown on 11:31 AM
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Posted by Unknown on 12:34 PM
wonders why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

Posted by Unknown on 12:35 PM
Ah Munna Eat Choo.

Posted by Unknown on 9:52 AM
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Posted by Unknown on 9:35 AM
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Posted by Unknown on 11:44 AM
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Posted by Unknown on 10:00 AM
is a fungi.

Posted by Unknown on 10:58 AM
Before the drawing board, what did they go back to?

Posted by Unknown on 11:43 AM
used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Posted by Unknown on 11:37 AM
has a smooth, nutty flavor any place, any time.

Posted by Unknown on 10:52 AM
likes big bunts and he cannot lie

Posted by Unknown on 10:04 AM
is not for everyone. The most common side effect of Scott was nausea. For most people who had it, the nausea was mild to moderate. Other common side effects included dry mouth, sleepiness, constipation, decreased appetite and increased sweating. Ask your doctor if Scott is right for you.