Great Scott!

Posted by Unknown on 4:54 PM
loves happy endings.

Posted by Unknown on 9:17 AM
has super powers; his mom calls them "talents".

Posted by Unknown on 12:12 PM
This status update is rated R for sexual content & strong language.

Posted by Unknown on 11:14 AM
Don't act like you're not impressed.

Posted by Unknown on 2:17 PM
Took the boat out @ lunch. This summer is going to be a blast!

Posted by Unknown on 1:24 PM
'occasionally' uses air quotes.

Posted by Unknown on 12:42 PM
Now panic and freak out.

Posted by Unknown on 3:56 PM
likes big bunts and he cannot lie

Posted by Unknown on 9:29 AM
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...oh and spiders.

Posted by Unknown on 9:56 AM
Boomerangs: They're making a comeback

Posted by Unknown on 9:47 AM
's confused, oh wait maybe not

Posted by Unknown on 9:37 AM
Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things.

Posted by Unknown on 12:34 PM
You can't spell random without tangerine swordfish disco or car, either.

Posted by Unknown on 11:31 AM
You can't spell random without tangerine swordfish disco car either.

Posted by Unknown on 10:51 AM
will return after these messages.

Posted by Unknown on 10:40 AM
holy crap! The new CS5 is insanely incredible! Must upgrade

Posted by Unknown on 11:29 AM
Without ME its just Aweso.

Posted by Unknown on 11:33 AM
friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy.

Posted by Unknown on 10:31 AM
thinks a day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by Unknown on 9:38 AM
is the bridge jumping friend that your parents warned you about.

Posted by Unknown on 8:53 AM
is a human stripper pole ;)

Posted by Unknown on 10:18 AM
"You have more power when you shut up" - Andy Warhol