Great Scott!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:30 AM
didn't lose his mind, he sold it on eBay.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:22 AM
hates it when people say stuff in their status updates that you really didn't want to know. I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poo.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:12 PM
What's there to do tonight? Anyone going to happy hour?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:14 AM
Imprint on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:54 AM
is boldly going nowhere.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:47 AM
As he said before, he will never repeat himself.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:15 AM
wonders if the Little Mermaid wears an Algae-bra?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:08 AM
does not fail. He succeeds at finding out what does not work.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 7:57 AM
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 8:49 AM
wonders, what if there were no hypothetical questions?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:48 AM
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:24 AM
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:43 AM
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:14 AM
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:57 AM
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:27 AM
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult (well, maybe not so cleverly).

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:15 AM
Does anyone know of a Firefox plug-in that will render a web page as a previous version of Firefox?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:29 AM
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 2:45 PM
would like to share his two secrets for business success: 1. Never share everything you know. 2.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:07 PM
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:38 AM
Does anyone know why you would pay for the new PlayStation Plus service?

Posted by Scott Shelton on 11:52 AM
is so clever that sometimes he don't understand a single word of what he is saying.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 12:56 PM
It's okay Pluto, he's not a planet either.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 9:41 AM
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Posted by Scott Shelton on 10:48 AM
intends to live forever -- so far, so good.