Great Scott!
Posted by Unknown on 10:55 AM
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Posted by Unknown on 12:15 PM
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Posted by Unknown on 9:53 AM
Sportsmanship is for Losers
Posted by Unknown on 11:02 AM
Meat is MMMMMurder, tasty, tasty murder.
Posted by Unknown on 11:38 AM
wonders, what if there were no hypothetical questions?
Posted by Unknown on 2:24 PM
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.
Posted by Unknown on 10:30 AM
is out sick today, so please leave a message after the cough.
Posted by Unknown on 9:40 AM
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.
Posted by Unknown on 11:59 AM
is outdoorsy in that he likes getting druck on patios.
Posted by Unknown on 11:13 AM
Desmond is my constant.
Posted by Unknown on 11:29 AM
just checked into the Jerk Store.
Posted by Unknown on 10:03 AM
Hooked on Phoenix
Posted by Unknown on 10:38 AM
Practice safe lunch, use a condiment!
Posted by Unknown on 12:32 PM
"Yo Mamma" — Sigmund Freud
Posted by Unknown on 12:04 PM
Strictly for my NINJAS!
Posted by Unknown on 10:53 AM
❤❤❤'s Polygamy
Posted by Unknown on 10:44 AM
is a terrible designated driver.